just some funny conversations

i thought i'd post this coz for me conversations like these are always classic.

one sunday afternoon when my 2 girlfriends are getting ready for us to go to lunch.

LZ : O, do you have gel?
Me: wala, i don't use gel.
LZ : e si Dell, di ba nage-gel...
Me: (speechless and di ko alam kung paano ko sasagutin)
LZ : (sabay halakhak) kalbo nga pala yun!

hahaha!

and today just few minutes ago, i was reading an Elmo book with Igi with some animals on it.

Me : where's the hippopotamus, Igi?
Igi : (points to the drawing)
Me : Good job Igi
Igi : That's you Mommy
Me : Why? (with matching tulala look)
Igi : because it's F-A-T!

mukhang di lang ako fasting for 40-days kung pati anak ko napapansin na mataba ako!